I'm Wrapped in Plastic: Images of Our Choices for President of the U.S.

McCain looks like Dracula, and Obama looks like the Mummy, in these images. Who will win, in an all-out "monster fight?" We'll find out in November! Remember, both candidates are "shrink wrapped" in plastic, distorting their image.

McCain/Palin 2008! My Heroes!

JOHN McCAIN and SARAH PALIN, the next President, and Vice President of the United States of America!!! That's the ticket!

SAVE THE CHEERLEADER. SAVE THE WORLD.

WE ALREADY KNOW THAT JOHN McCAIN IS A HERO. I'M TELLING YOU THAT SARAH PALIN IS ONE, AS WELL. VOTE FOR McCAIN/PALIN IN 2008!

If you think that comparing her to the "cheerleader" from the NBC sci-fi show "Heroes" is demeaning, remember that the "cheerleader" is also an indestructible hero.

TAKE THAT, NBC!